http://www.ianwrightey.co.uk/2010/02/06/norway/ Travel tales by Ian Wright Wed, 12 Oct 2011 11:28:48 +0200 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.1 hourly 1 http://www.ianwrightey.co.uk/2010/02/06/norway/comment-page-1/#comment-7 ubbe Mon, 15 Feb 2010 17:10:26 +0000 http://www.ianwrightey.co.uk/?p=157#comment-7 Were you offered the "Aquavit" by a middle aged man with a black leather vest on top of his cotton shirt, a sigarette pack scar on the back pocket of his blue jeans, a mustache, and a moth hair do? If so, what you drank might consist of 96% alcohol, a bit watered out coffee, and whatever other available liquid exhausted from the person producing the brew. Consider it a revenge for the cowardly behavior toward the Norwegians that took place in the battle of Stamford Bridge, where the brits mounted male baby piglets to their penises to distract the Norwegians visitors, and then set fire to the brave Norwegians beards, before swinging their underwear up in the air so the wind carried the visible odors to the Norwegian fine tuned taste buds. Were you offered the “Aquavit” by a middle aged man with a black leather vest on top of his cotton shirt, a sigarette pack scar on the back pocket of his blue jeans, a mustache, and a moth hair do? If so, what you drank might consist of 96% alcohol, a bit watered out coffee, and whatever other available liquid exhausted from the person producing the brew. Consider it a revenge for the cowardly behavior toward the Norwegians that took place in the battle of Stamford Bridge, where the brits mounted male baby piglets to their penises to distract the Norwegians visitors, and then set fire to the brave Norwegians beards, before swinging their underwear up in the air so the wind carried the visible odors to the Norwegian fine tuned taste buds.

]]> http://www.ianwrightey.co.uk/2010/02/06/norway/comment-page-1/#comment-5 micky Mon, 08 Feb 2010 19:03:29 +0000 http://www.ianwrightey.co.uk/?p=157#comment-5 do you get beat at golf on a weekly basis? do you get beat at golf on a weekly basis?

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