What went Wrong ? This is my first ever school photo aged 5. There’s even a map of the world in backdrop, now that has to be a bit of travel destiny….. spookie.


Now it just gets plain scary…
This is me on my way to see HAWKWIND, in Ipswich, aged 14. I thought that I looked the bollocks. It was my Lord of the Rings and multi-coloured tank top faze.. hey.. you have to go through these things because if you can’t go back to old photo’s and take pride in the fact that you looked like a complete twat then somethings wrong !
P.S. Don’t ever dye your hair green because it just looks MOULDY.





Butter wouldn’t melt, and as for the hippy smock and kenny dalglish hair do YOU ROCK!
Aren’t these just about the most adorable pics i’ve seen in a long time. I enjoy your segments so much. You certainly add that comical touch to everything.