These are my 3 favourite fan mail letters…
1. Dear Ian: Me and my partner love watching your travel programmes more than any other show . We live in America and are thinking of getting married in the our garden, next Fall. Will you marry us ? Also when we are on our Honeymoon you can stay in our house for the two weeks and use the car… The surrounding area is lush grass and swampland with loads of wild life which I think would make a great programme. What do you think ?
Trust me, you don’t want me in your house when you’re not there …
2. This was a letter for a 14 year old boy that was 25 pages, the bit below is just a small snippet to show you what the tone of the letter was like all the way through;
Dear Ian, Do you work out or go to the gym on a regular basic ??? Because I notice that you where getting a bit fat in the Mongolia programme… Come on , whats happening ???
3. Dear Ian. I love watching you on the Travel Channel every night, I love the way you present the show , I would love to meet you, because I know that we would get on like ‘a house on fire’. I don’t know if you are married or have a girlfriend and quite frankly I don’t care… Meet me at Derby station on Sunday 24th at 2 pm. Come on dimples, if you don’t risk anything in your life, you’ll never know…
There are some things in life that you don’t have to risk because you do know…. Cuckoo… Cuckoo. Also if you are sending a picture of yourself to impress someone as a rule send the best one ??? Not one where you have been caught by the flash and you look like your from the Village of The Damned. I sold the letter to a friend for a tenner 2 years ago have seen him since.
Best YouTube comment: How on earth did Ian Wright get the job as a travel presenter??? He has to know people in high places but he is really annoying. I want to kick him up the arse , really hard…
